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Who Will be What in Heaven and Hell

(Updated 2/20/99)


In Heaven:

Police --- British
Mechanics --- Germans
Chefs --- French
Lovers --- Italians
Managers --- Swiss
(one reader told me that British will be bankers and the Irish will be police)

 

In Hell:

Police --- Germans
Mechanics --- French
Chefs --- British
Lovers --- Swiss
Managers --- Italians

I guess it’s politically correct to pick on other white Europeans such as myself, right?

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